Don't Cry Miku...

Here is the situation that led up to this.

Mewtwo: I hope you like your presents, Miku.

Miku: I love them, thank you guys.

Hammerbros: no problem. We'll be in the backyard, you can join us when you're ready.

Miku: I will in a few minutes.

Farfetched walks in the room with an angry expression on his face.

Farfetched: Hey, Miku.

Miku: hello

Farfetched: Say, that's a nice leek you got there.

Miku: Thank you.

Farfetched: I want it.

Miku: I'm sorry but you can't have it.

Farfetched: I wasn't asking for your permission.

Miku: You still can't have it.

Farfetched: Looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way.

Miku: What do you mean by that?

Farfetched: I mean like THIS, BITCH!!!

Farfetched tackles Miku to the ground and begins beating her up.

Miku: *crying * please stop.

Farfetched: You should have given it to me when you had the chance you whore!

Miku: *crying * what did I do to deserve this?

Farfetched began shouting insults while beating Miku.

Farfetched: You bitch! Whore! Annoyance! Waste of time!

Miku: *crying *

Farfetched: If you tell anyone about this I'll kill you!

Miku: * crying * stop please.

Farfetched: Give me the fucking leek, Miku.

Miku: * crying * leave me alone.

Farfetched: Oh ,you want more? I'll give you some more!

Farfetched then begins kicking Miku.

Farfetched: Give! Me! The! Goddamn! Leek!

Mewtwo: Hey, you guys hear that? That sounds like Miku crying.

The others walk in and saw farfetched kicking Miku in the stomach while she's crying.

Mewtwo: Get the fuck off of her!

Farfetched: If she had given me the leek, she wouldn't be in this situation.

Hammerbros: So, you beat her up over her damn leek. That was her goddamn birthday present.

Mewtwo: Miku, are you okay?

Miku: *crying * no, he just beat me up and took my leek.

Hammerbros: looks like we're having duck for dinner!

Mewtwo : get him. I'll get Miku an ice pack.

Mewtwo gave Miku the ice pack and began rubbing her back while she cried. Farfetched got the crap kicked out of him for basically mugging Miku.

Mewtwo: Hey, what's wrong?

Miku: *crying * that duck is what's wrong. What did I do to deserve getting beat up like this?

Mewtwo: He's just jealous.

Miku: He clearly has something against me.

Hammerbros: I got him! Farfetched, apologize!

Farfetched: I'm not apologizing to this whore. She deserves to get beaten.

Hammerbros: Apologize or Mewtwo will literally kill you.

Farfetched: *mumbles* I'm sorry

Hammerbros: Say it like you fucking mean it!

Farfetched: I'm sorry. There, you happy?

Hammerbros: Not until you give Miku back her leek.

Farfetched: here's your leek back.

Miku: Thank you.

Mewtwo: party saved. Crisis averted.